I'M JUST A RANDOM CHICK YO :3

rwby-neopolitan-nonsense:

sn0wman:

glumshoe:

sosungalittleclodofclay:

glumshoe:

sosungalittleclodofclay:

glumshoe:

I’ll never be able to reconcile Shel Silverstein’s art and stories with his appearance. He looked like he would gladly murder you with a shard of broken glass and then throw your body directly into a shark.

you have odd notions about masculine faces.

real gentle-lookin’ sneer

really gentle looking when not say, in the grainiest over inked newspaper photo you could find.

buddy it’s literally the photo he put on the back of The Giving Tree

I like this picture of him because his coat kinda looks like it’s apart of his beard:

alexexotic:

mettatonsbutt:

corruptinnocent:

flatbear:

optimysticals:

princelesscomic:

osheamobile:

jewishdragon:

rareandradiant-maiden:

hhertzof:

animatedamerican:

leeshajoy:

waffle-sorter:

lethalneuroses:

one-eyed-pom:

punlich:

venatus:

elasticlove:

nicejewishguy:

It sounds scary

isn’t that the guy with the long white hair from final fantasy

no your thinking of sephiroth,

a sephora is an angel belonging to the highest order of angels

No you’re thinking of a Seraph

A sephora is a second year college or high school student

No, you’re thinking of sophomore. A sephora is when you use your phone to take a picture of yourself.

no, you’re thinking of a selfie. a sephora is a calm breeze.

No, you’re thinking of a zephyr. A sephora is one of those Greek vases with the two handles and the pictures.

You’re thinking of an amphora. Sephora is the web browser you have to use on iOS devices.

You’re thinking of Safari.  Sephora is an informal term for the seven-week period of counting the days between Pesach and Shavuot in the Jewish calendar.

You’re thinking of Sefiras. Sephora is a bright blue gemstone best known for combining with Ruby to create Garnet and lead the Crystal Gems, training Pokemon, and/or assisting Steel to fight against time’s intrusions into our realm.

No, you’re thinking of sapphire. Sephora is actually a part of a flower; it protects the flower in bud and supports the petals in bloom.

No, you’re thinking of sepal. Sephora is the wife of Moses, who lead the Israelites people out of Egypt. 

No, you’re thinking of Tzipporah. Sephora was an ancient Greek poet who inspired a lot of lady-lovin’.

No, you’re thinking of Sappho.

Sephora is the youngest of the five Marx brothers.

No, you’re thinking of Zeppo.

Sephora is the Heimdall’s sister.

No no no guys, you’re thinking of Sif. Sephora is a venereal disease that turns your brain to swiss cheese, going so far as to destroy external features like the nose. Famous gangster Al Capone suffered from sephora.

No, you’re thinking of syphilis. Sephora is that radiant feeling you get when you have found perfect peace and happiness.

No, you’re thinking of euphoria. Sephora’s a fucking makeup store you dipshits.

Only blogging because this is my favorite tumblr post and i can never find it when I need to.

onemanstampede:

tehjai:

unlimitedgoats:

Pros:

• Cleaner, easier to navigate interface
• Free servers for more permanent group chat things (way easier to hop in and out of chats)
• You can actually have different nicknames on each server if you want
• Is actually well built and doesn’t make your computer yearn for death
  

Stuff coming down the pipeline soon according to devs:

• Video chat
  
• Linux client
  

Cons:

• All your friends aren’t on it
  
• But you can change that

Download it. It’s great and it’s only getting better. It’s aimed at gamers but it has nearly all the functionality of Skype and then some.

Since Discord first became a thing, it has added:

• friends lists
  
• group chats
  
• changeable statuses
  
• search function
  

and a hell of a lot more!  Also this is a huge shout out to any of my friends who still use Skype – I don’t use it, I use Discord.  Mail me and I’ll shoot you my details :)

• Also the audio quality is just way better and more consistent than Skype’s.